Imagine Charles Dickens and Quentin Tarantino walk into a bar during the holiday season. What do they talk about? Probably the inspiration behind our latest tee, a blend of Dickensian ghost stories and modern humor that's as intricate as a Wes Anderson film set. Ah, the dark irony of it all!

Our shirt features a haunting skull, meticulously shaded to give you that frosty chill. But wait, this isn't your run-of-the-mill grim reaper; this skull is in the holiday spirit! Adorning its cranium is a snug, striped Christmas hat, tilted just so, adding a playful twist to the macabre.

Around this festive skull, the scene is set. A candy cane, its red and white stripes gleaming against a pale backdrop, appears to be melting—because why should reality get in the way of good art? To the left, a skeletal hand holds a steaming mug aloft, its steam curling upwards like serpents in the chill. The mug, intricately detailed, suggests it's made of transparent glass, showing off the liquid inside.

Above and below this paradoxical masterpiece are the words: "WHEN YOU'RE DEAD INSIDE" and "BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS," in bold, dramatic letters that could've been ripped from a vintage poster. It's the perfect tee for those who love Christmas but also have a mischievous, darker side.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!